Friday, July 15, 2005

why DO women...?

I, like 99% of western civilisation, watch TV.
Nightly I ponder...

Why DO women continue to buy products marketed;
A/ in such fashion as they appear to be congenital morons in the advert
B/ with prepubescent models wearing clothing 'designed' for mature women
C/ in insulting fashion, such as facial care n make up where the model is obviously 1)retouched or 2) about 10 years old (yes this merges with B somewhat).

If you believe TV (lover, mother, carer of us all if Homer Jay is to be believed) Unless you use brand X you will walk around with this dazed vacuous look and people will not work with you but comment all day on your hair. Or you would clearly be stupid enough to go to work WITHOUT brushing/styling whatever the hell women spend 2 hours in the bathroom in the morning doing. Tv would have you believe you wander about stupid n unclean unless you spritz a bit of chemical shit on your hair? Are they for real?

Or you gorgeous sexy women in your 30s are clearly supposed to STILL look like you did when you were 12. IE before you got actual boobs n hips n those lovely long legs. On the one hand we (rightly) throw pedophiles in gaol, on the other, adverts ENCOURAGE it by trying to portray young girls as sex objects in advertising. No wonder some of the poor sick freaks look confused. N don't get me started on all those nappy adverts - sickos sickos all. Tip for you gals. We blokes like you with curves. We enjoy you with boobs (flat chested 12yos just don't do it for most of us).
And when they show a woman in her 30s using facial creams etc who clearly HASNT had 60 face lifts, or use such trite 'gee wizz ' lines such as 'I'm TWENTY EIGHT!!!' like if you hit 27 without instantly getting all wrinkled youve dodged a bullet then maybe the ad exec can sleep straight in bed. Though I doubt it.
Don't buy clothes from companies that make YOU conform to THEIR ideas of what your ideal body shape is. YOu come in all sorts of shapes. Boycott the store that doesn't stock more than two dresses over size 10 then stands around wondering why all their size 6s havent sold (even though they ordered 600 of the damn things n havent yet noticed the fashion isnt for 16yo brain dead teens - oh...No-one grows much of a brain til they are at least 25 which is why I wont ever get upset at stupid adverts for teens - its all they are capable of responding to).

Simple solution in a consumer age ladies.
DONT BUY THEIR SHIT if they even VAGUELY insult you selling it. Then write to the buggers to TELL them you dont like being insulted. Most women Ive met arent stupid (inclined to fits of irrationality, moodiness and capricious decision making, yes)but you'd thing every woman on the planet was a vain braindead simpering moron if you believed hair, makeup and acne adverts.


RISE UP SISTERS!!!! Tell the overpaid pricks you arent gonna buy their crap anymore!!!
I personally dont even look at the price of items advertised in insulting fashion. If they think their customers are morons they dont deserve my business cuz im not a moron.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Preach it!