ok
jenna elfman looks too hot fer words in a purple figure hugging dress. Should almost be illegal to look that good.
Lisa you'll laugh
I sprained my ankle on saturday afternoon :/ damnit
Tom Cruise you might be a rich movie star type but yer a prat. I figure if you HAD medical degrees youd be parading them about. As you don't seem to be I will assume you don't have them. So
SHUT yer fat yap about shit you know nothing about. Your moron opinion is as ill-informed n brainwashed religio-crap as when the stupid church reckoned mental illness was possession by the devil. Lets face it the catholic #@$#!@%&*%#%@$^ church has gotten over that idea n they DEFINE monolithic moronic creaky attitude. Hell at leas the catholics purport to follow someone who said reasonably decent shit like love ya neighbour etc not 'zorkon raised the antigrav shields n hit re-ignite before the quarton battlecruisers could destroy his small craft' or some such BS. You know dont you that starting a religion is a TAX SHELTER. I reckon elron is shitting himself laughing wherever he is right now. poor poor Katie Holmes. Thank god our Niki isnt involved with you anymore ya nutbag.
Hope like HELL you get schizophrenia or develop depression when ya next 10 movies flop like a fat guy in a diving pool. Suck shit ya prick. go play dressup in ya mums' wardrobe. again.
ok got that off my chest lol
congrats to my mate rockape on the birth of his son. 10 pound eh... shit mate... yer poor missus...
so the games are over fer another 4 years. I'd like to take this opportunity to say suffer in ya jocks the rest of the commonwealth!!! WE RULE. heh.
N wasnt it nice to have a 2 week sporting period without those nasty arrogant americans spoiling it fer everyone else.
Monday, March 27, 2006
Thursday, March 23, 2006
sundries (sorta in the cricket sense)
well Ive sorta joined kassis' daughter.
Doctor at the hospital thinks Ive got a broken scaphoid bone in my right wrist (n NO rocky it isnt from wanking - Im LEFT handed remember?) and ive sprained it.
It was either my wrist or my head hit the wall. I chose wrist. Amazing the time you have to make decisions when theres something critical to the outcome. I ran into a wall at squash on monday.
Ok have you all stopped laughing? good cuz it hurts to type ya bastards.
bastard (doc) didnt put it in a cast. why IS that? it HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRTS.
Ok
So the commonfilth games are on.
You may or may not know it but i enjoy the odd game of squash. Agame in which Australia can be reasonably expected to do well in as we have the world number 1 and 2 men, and the world number one woman (n her sister is like number 4). So how much squash did we see????
lemme count to be completely fair....
about 4 minutes (TOTAL) for the women.
the only mens squash i saw was the last 2 points of the MENS FINAL !! Lasted about a minute. To be completely fair mebbe they showed some other mens play. ok call it 3 minutes. So of a WORLD sport played by MILLIONS throughout the commonwealth and hundreds of thousands of people in Australia alone (mebbe a million i know thats the figure they were talking about in the 80s as a participation rate) in other words... FAR more people actually play squash on a weekly or monthly basis than take part in swimming (we got bloody HOURS of swimming days of it which is fine as we generally CLEAN yer clocks for ya regardless of where you are), we got fuggin HOURS of weightlifting. WEIGHTLIFTING!!! 3 seconds of 'action' followed by 5 minutes of people standing around doing FUCK ALL, n when THAT excitement reached fever pitch we transfered to the weightlifters warm up room where EVEN LESS was happening!! Fer FUCK SAKE CHANNEL NINE!!!! THEN we go to the table tennis... woo hoo... oh yeah we can watch a COMPLEAT bloody table tennis game cant we? theres what? 12? 15? people in the entire country who play it competitively?
Then we get the bore your TITS off idiot twaddle from the desk commentators... Heres a tip... dont EVER EVER EVER let some dope from the AFL (fer the rest of yas Australian Football LEague.. that mob of too tall ppl who play that game down south the rest of us call aerial pingpong) commentate on anything that isnt AFL!!!! They WILL introduce AFL into the bloody discussion adnauseam EVEN when theyre interviewing someone from the bloody Cayman Islands. Tip mate.. the rest of the country couldnt GIVE A FUCK, n Im damned sure the rest of the commonwealth doesnt either. Besides which he sounds like a moron. Now those who know me know i cant stand Ray 'rabbit' Warren, channel nine rugby league caller, cuz it ALWAYS seems like he is watching a different bloody game to the rest of us (Id be in sporting heaven if Rabs went to channel seven cuz then he would be with bloody twat bruce macavaney {only the people who run these shows seem to like him - mention him to the people who have to WATCH the twat n theres groans n 'oh HE isnt calling it is he?} n bloody johanna greigs both of whom I cant stand. Now Im sure they are lovely people n i got nothing agin em personally - neither of em ran my dog over etc but im sick of the sight of johanna greigs nmacavaney is another of these victorian based nobs who are totally obsessed with AFL n work it into ANYTHING they are talking about)and then I wouldnt have to watch him cuz now channel seven has the AFL i have NO reason ever to watch their sports broadcasts. So he gets to call the swimming. to his eternal credit not once have I heard him gratuitously introduce rugby league into a call of the swimming. He may have mentioned it once or twice in a 'that happened to me when I called manly V newcastle once' sorta vein which is ok.
But he doesnt bugger on about it every 2 minutes.
EVERY single squash player in this area is pissed off channel nine. We stay up late to watch the squash n get butt FUCKED with a minute here n there. Thanks fer NOTHING. I know fox showed the entire matches etc but most of us cant afford/cant get pay TV. N my gym ISNT OPEN AT 11PM!!!!
*gasp*
pricks
fuggin weightlifting.. big participation sport that.
fuggin table tennis... thrill a day sport there.
bet we see plenty of synchronised stupidity i mean swimming too.
wow shooting see plenty of nobs with shotguns. not sure bout the relevance there folks. N i am not some whack job lefty wanker who thinks all guns should be banned - cuz THEN only the crims will have guns. They are by NATURE law breakers morons - what do they care they get a firearms offence when they are facing 10-15 fer armed robbery eh? but im not sure a sport which practices for shooting poor bloody ducks should still be part of the lineup. Show us the gold medal round n fuck it off.
Now Im tres sad fer the people in Far North Queensland who got smacked in the face by cyclone larry... NNN I know rocky youll have friends n relos suffering n I hope theyre ok.
but
fer FUCK sake ! to those whiney types who blasted both the prime minister and the Qld premier yesterday about 'doing nothing' well I hope YOURE the last people who get helped! shit a brick folks. it happened MONDAY thats 3 days ago! the army is already on the bloody job. Insurance looks like actually being worth the money its printed on. Im not really sure what they expect the Pm n the premier to DO in 2 days! At least they showed up! You cant just like FLICK your fingers n make the ouchey ouchey go away dickheads. What do you want? Unlike the US president Im fairly bloody certain our lot are doing everything they can as FAST as they can. Shit like this isnt instant - and face it you live in the middle of bloody NOWHERE so it takes a while to get in. So stop whining n take a deep breath n think 'thank GOD Im alive'
Look
I have a basic philosophy on life.
It is ok to rail against shit all you want.
Hell give em crap about stuff thats changeable
but there are some things that whinging about it wont change. There are certain immutable laws. Such as relief efforts take time to organise. Planes take time to get there. Even the best organised emergency people take time to get going!
If youve just been in a car crash its no use worrying if your CV is good enough for the job interview you were going to - you have more important things to worry about (remember the basic principle can be applied anywhere).
Dont fucking sweat the shit that is either too big for you to worry about (you cant change it so dont get upset over it) like bushfires n cyclones.
Ive always thought it the height of stupidity to scream if you are in an aeroplane which is gonna crash. Is it gonna help? Doesnt it have SUCH a calming effect on the flight staff allowing them to do their job more efficiently? Thats the job that MIGHT save you fucking useless life ya ssmeghead so shut the fuck up n stop distracting them. I hope if i am ever in that situation the gods give me the strength to belt a few people who ARE screaming n being bloody annoying to give the rest of us some peace in our last moments. Screaming doesnt help unless youre being raped/bashed/crushed or the like.
Oh yeah
Hands up if you have alittle girl?
ok
Hands up those who taught their little girl NOT
TO
FUGGIN
SCREAM
AT
THE
DROP
OF
A
HAT????
I cant COUNT the number of times ive run out to see if that little girl in the park was being assaulted to find them playing happily. Drives me nuts. When ya have a go at them n their mbrain dead mothers you get that blank' im ok jack but you need to relax' look. fuggin zombies
Doctor at the hospital thinks Ive got a broken scaphoid bone in my right wrist (n NO rocky it isnt from wanking - Im LEFT handed remember?) and ive sprained it.
It was either my wrist or my head hit the wall. I chose wrist. Amazing the time you have to make decisions when theres something critical to the outcome. I ran into a wall at squash on monday.
Ok have you all stopped laughing? good cuz it hurts to type ya bastards.
bastard (doc) didnt put it in a cast. why IS that? it HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRTS.
Ok
So the commonfilth games are on.
You may or may not know it but i enjoy the odd game of squash. Agame in which Australia can be reasonably expected to do well in as we have the world number 1 and 2 men, and the world number one woman (n her sister is like number 4). So how much squash did we see????
lemme count to be completely fair....
about 4 minutes (TOTAL) for the women.
the only mens squash i saw was the last 2 points of the MENS FINAL !! Lasted about a minute. To be completely fair mebbe they showed some other mens play. ok call it 3 minutes. So of a WORLD sport played by MILLIONS throughout the commonwealth and hundreds of thousands of people in Australia alone (mebbe a million i know thats the figure they were talking about in the 80s as a participation rate) in other words... FAR more people actually play squash on a weekly or monthly basis than take part in swimming (we got bloody HOURS of swimming days of it which is fine as we generally CLEAN yer clocks for ya regardless of where you are), we got fuggin HOURS of weightlifting. WEIGHTLIFTING!!! 3 seconds of 'action' followed by 5 minutes of people standing around doing FUCK ALL, n when THAT excitement reached fever pitch we transfered to the weightlifters warm up room where EVEN LESS was happening!! Fer FUCK SAKE CHANNEL NINE!!!! THEN we go to the table tennis... woo hoo... oh yeah we can watch a COMPLEAT bloody table tennis game cant we? theres what? 12? 15? people in the entire country who play it competitively?
Then we get the bore your TITS off idiot twaddle from the desk commentators... Heres a tip... dont EVER EVER EVER let some dope from the AFL (fer the rest of yas Australian Football LEague.. that mob of too tall ppl who play that game down south the rest of us call aerial pingpong) commentate on anything that isnt AFL!!!! They WILL introduce AFL into the bloody discussion adnauseam EVEN when theyre interviewing someone from the bloody Cayman Islands. Tip mate.. the rest of the country couldnt GIVE A FUCK, n Im damned sure the rest of the commonwealth doesnt either. Besides which he sounds like a moron. Now those who know me know i cant stand Ray 'rabbit' Warren, channel nine rugby league caller, cuz it ALWAYS seems like he is watching a different bloody game to the rest of us (Id be in sporting heaven if Rabs went to channel seven cuz then he would be with bloody twat bruce macavaney {only the people who run these shows seem to like him - mention him to the people who have to WATCH the twat n theres groans n 'oh HE isnt calling it is he?} n bloody johanna greigs both of whom I cant stand. Now Im sure they are lovely people n i got nothing agin em personally - neither of em ran my dog over etc but im sick of the sight of johanna greigs nmacavaney is another of these victorian based nobs who are totally obsessed with AFL n work it into ANYTHING they are talking about)and then I wouldnt have to watch him cuz now channel seven has the AFL i have NO reason ever to watch their sports broadcasts. So he gets to call the swimming. to his eternal credit not once have I heard him gratuitously introduce rugby league into a call of the swimming. He may have mentioned it once or twice in a 'that happened to me when I called manly V newcastle once' sorta vein which is ok.
But he doesnt bugger on about it every 2 minutes.
EVERY single squash player in this area is pissed off channel nine. We stay up late to watch the squash n get butt FUCKED with a minute here n there. Thanks fer NOTHING. I know fox showed the entire matches etc but most of us cant afford/cant get pay TV. N my gym ISNT OPEN AT 11PM!!!!
*gasp*
pricks
fuggin weightlifting.. big participation sport that.
fuggin table tennis... thrill a day sport there.
bet we see plenty of synchronised stupidity i mean swimming too.
wow shooting see plenty of nobs with shotguns. not sure bout the relevance there folks. N i am not some whack job lefty wanker who thinks all guns should be banned - cuz THEN only the crims will have guns. They are by NATURE law breakers morons - what do they care they get a firearms offence when they are facing 10-15 fer armed robbery eh? but im not sure a sport which practices for shooting poor bloody ducks should still be part of the lineup. Show us the gold medal round n fuck it off.
Now Im tres sad fer the people in Far North Queensland who got smacked in the face by cyclone larry... NNN I know rocky youll have friends n relos suffering n I hope theyre ok.
but
fer FUCK sake ! to those whiney types who blasted both the prime minister and the Qld premier yesterday about 'doing nothing' well I hope YOURE the last people who get helped! shit a brick folks. it happened MONDAY thats 3 days ago! the army is already on the bloody job. Insurance looks like actually being worth the money its printed on. Im not really sure what they expect the Pm n the premier to DO in 2 days! At least they showed up! You cant just like FLICK your fingers n make the ouchey ouchey go away dickheads. What do you want? Unlike the US president Im fairly bloody certain our lot are doing everything they can as FAST as they can. Shit like this isnt instant - and face it you live in the middle of bloody NOWHERE so it takes a while to get in. So stop whining n take a deep breath n think 'thank GOD Im alive'
Look
I have a basic philosophy on life.
It is ok to rail against shit all you want.
Hell give em crap about stuff thats changeable
but there are some things that whinging about it wont change. There are certain immutable laws. Such as relief efforts take time to organise. Planes take time to get there. Even the best organised emergency people take time to get going!
If youve just been in a car crash its no use worrying if your CV is good enough for the job interview you were going to - you have more important things to worry about (remember the basic principle can be applied anywhere).
Dont fucking sweat the shit that is either too big for you to worry about (you cant change it so dont get upset over it) like bushfires n cyclones.
Ive always thought it the height of stupidity to scream if you are in an aeroplane which is gonna crash. Is it gonna help? Doesnt it have SUCH a calming effect on the flight staff allowing them to do their job more efficiently? Thats the job that MIGHT save you fucking useless life ya ssmeghead so shut the fuck up n stop distracting them. I hope if i am ever in that situation the gods give me the strength to belt a few people who ARE screaming n being bloody annoying to give the rest of us some peace in our last moments. Screaming doesnt help unless youre being raped/bashed/crushed or the like.
Oh yeah
Hands up if you have alittle girl?
ok
Hands up those who taught their little girl NOT
TO
FUGGIN
SCREAM
AT
THE
DROP
OF
A
HAT????
I cant COUNT the number of times ive run out to see if that little girl in the park was being assaulted to find them playing happily. Drives me nuts. When ya have a go at them n their mbrain dead mothers you get that blank' im ok jack but you need to relax' look. fuggin zombies
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
rant rant rant or mebbe not...
so how bout them Oscars eh?
Not only do movie star types get PAID criminal amounts of money to play dress up they even get to wank all over each other at big awards nights that appear to be all about telling each other how friggin wonderful each is.
The blokes are somewhat lucky though - cant reaaaaally kill a tux eh. Poor women - knowing they might get savaged by some fat ugly womens magazine editor over the dress they wore or didnt (as the case may be). Mind you some of them deserve it! Just cuz youre rich n famous n arent even paying for yer dress doesnt seem to mean some women can manage to look decent. Puzzling. Surely there must be SOMEONE in their entourage with the balls to say 'err umm look err that really really really REALLY looks crap on you'
I wonder what drives them to seem to seek such an excess of approval from their peers. After all some of them command exhorbitant money to appear in a film. Why this need to have a little weird statue on the mantle? Who decided Woody Allen was funny? Why is Pamela Anderson still even IN the industry? Who thought Jennifer Annistons' 'i'll brush it straight' was the greatest thing since the push up bra? Who decides 'so and so is gorgeous' when to most seeing people they clearly arent?
So here are my fave hollywood chicks n yeah some are purely local not hollywood at all... (in no particular order)
Ashley Judd. hot hot hot
Eva longoria ditto
Catherine Zeta Jones - Michael douglas i hate you.
Rachel Wiesz (is that how her name is ssspelt?)
rene Russo smokinnnnnnnnnnnnn
Catherine Bell - make a corpse stand up n salute
Toni Perrin - she gets cuter as she gets older
Kerryn Johnston - Win Tv newsreader. So hot she doesnt even know it
Channel nines weather girl (dont know her name but she is gorgeous).
The last 2 are near enough to the only blondes youll find in my list.
ahh lol Erica Rose (ok ok playmate of the year last year) she can come lick me all over whenever she feels it is necessary. lol
The woman who plays sam carter in Stargate SG1.. wow another blonde! Shes so cute.
Jenny Hawkins... Miss Universe is the girl next door (wish i lived next door to her!) n not only is she a feast for male eyes she seems a genuinely lovely person.
the thing to note i guess is that withthe exception of erica rose none are under 30 near as i know. N blondes arent high on my list. No redheads is rene russo a redhead?... mainly i think cuz i cant think of any right now damnit. love redheads. scarily the only ones i can think of are cartoons!
there
thats my blokeyness for the week done. god damn erica rose is pretty i think what i like about her is she isnt your typical 'slutty' type you get in magazines masqquarading as attractive - most thin chicks with boob jobs, blonde hair n make up can be fiddled into being presentable n sold (figuratively) to the average slob as 'hot' imogen bailey fer example - my GOD her jaw line is bigger than the whole Broncos front row!! erica rose can DO slutty (what do you think i do on the internet??) but she can also do 'girl next door' rather convincingly.
I have to see a cardiologist on friday. Nothing major - just an exercise stress test n spirometry (whatever that is) to see why my lungs seem to pack it in under load. I should be getting aerobically fitter after 12 months at the gym n I dont seem to be. the actual passage of air through my bronchiols hurts at full load.
seems to me mebbe I shoulda given up smoking many years ago. though 4 qualifies as 'many' doesnt it?? hell... itll be 5 in june. N yes Im one of those reformed smokers you HATE to have around when youre smoking. I f u c kin HATE the smell of cigarette smoke now. It makes me physically ill. I mean in the sense i come close to tossing the ole cookies out the window. The gurl says daily 'id kill fer a smoke' but as she has social phobias which prevent her just up n going to buy any smokes she isnt about to take it up again - besides which she knows I'd have her bags packed n an advert in the paper 'roomm available, must be female, MUST be non smoker, MUST be reasonable to look at as some sexual molestation to be expected, squash player looked at extra favourably'.
I dont understand how after over 2 years without a smoke she can still be getting cravings. Mine died away totally after 6 months n were basically gone after 4 weeks. After 6 months all i felt was revulsion. I havent had the flu since i gave up. I dont cough up yellowy brown phlegm while showering. I dont need my asthma meds anywhere near as much (well...DERRRRRRRR yeah yeah i KNEW it was suicidally stupid).
Most of the time I can breathe much better. My breath, clothes, house n car dont STINK like an ash tray. I dont avoid paying bills, buying food, shit like that so i can get a pack of smokes. I am no longer a slave to some fat american businessman who should be put up against a wall n shot.
speaking of which
So they did a survey in USA did they?
Not happy with dubya eh? not happy with the war in Iraq eh? Petrol is a bit dearer eh?
YOU shower of shite VOTED for him YOU shower of shite allowed his illegal manipulation of your innane voting system. YOU shower didnt bombard your senators n congressmen when he decided to go into Iraq. So WHO THE FUCK IS TO BLAME??? Every single person who voted for the prat is who. Blame yourselves. the stupid ignorant butt stupid american voter. Yes the whole world is held hostage to the fortunes of a nation whos citizens cant even find new mexico on a map n think they need their PASSPORT to go there. Who cant work out an exchange rate of 2 local dollars fer every one american dollar (couldnt fuggin BELIEVE that). Look dickheads... just go to the local bureau de change n CHANGE YOUR AMERRICAN MONEY for the local stuff n you (read this carefully a couple of times so it sinks in) DONT HAVE TO SWEAT 'how much is that in US Dollars??'
Oh n while im bashing yanks
amongst the reasons the world hates you
you consume (and WASTE) per person more food in a day than most people on the planet see in a week.
You whine like whiney little whiney things when your petrol gets to the equivalent of 50c per litre when the rest of the civilised world is paying $1.30 - 2.50 depending where you are.
You love affair with SUVs just pisses EVERYONE off. They are huge asshole attracting dickheadmobiles which are wasteful of fuel and other precious resources that you whine about the shortage of! If you stopped buying the fucking things you could save LOTS of money on fuel every DAY. You can build THREE midsized saloons with the materials in one piece of crap dodge ram or ford F series.
in other words youre greedy whingers who think the rest of the world was put there to serve you. You countenance lying cheating and back stabbing as part of your political process and look horrified when other nations express a lack of interest in importing your perverted brand of democracy.
all hail the westminster system. At least OUR pollies have some degree of accountability. At least the people making decisions in Australia, UK, NZ are VOTED in by a majority of the citizens in general elections. Not appointed by some bribed, bought, gutter type who has backstabbed n influence peddled his way to the presidency. N IF someone like that gets in as prime minister then thank FUCK we have a governor general who can look at the situation calmy n say well' as the representative of the crown it is MY job to look after the interests of the PEOPLE (which is the role of the crown after all - to see to the welfare of the people) n dismiss a government acting illegally. Which is something the damned republicans dont seem to understand. Where is the oversight going to come from? We sure as shit dont want the american model here.
Beth dear if ya read this i still luvs ya mate its just some of yer countrymen shit me. remember youve been housetrained. lol
Not only do movie star types get PAID criminal amounts of money to play dress up they even get to wank all over each other at big awards nights that appear to be all about telling each other how friggin wonderful each is.
The blokes are somewhat lucky though - cant reaaaaally kill a tux eh. Poor women - knowing they might get savaged by some fat ugly womens magazine editor over the dress they wore or didnt (as the case may be). Mind you some of them deserve it! Just cuz youre rich n famous n arent even paying for yer dress doesnt seem to mean some women can manage to look decent. Puzzling. Surely there must be SOMEONE in their entourage with the balls to say 'err umm look err that really really really REALLY looks crap on you'
I wonder what drives them to seem to seek such an excess of approval from their peers. After all some of them command exhorbitant money to appear in a film. Why this need to have a little weird statue on the mantle? Who decided Woody Allen was funny? Why is Pamela Anderson still even IN the industry? Who thought Jennifer Annistons' 'i'll brush it straight' was the greatest thing since the push up bra? Who decides 'so and so is gorgeous' when to most seeing people they clearly arent?
So here are my fave hollywood chicks n yeah some are purely local not hollywood at all... (in no particular order)
Ashley Judd. hot hot hot
Eva longoria ditto
Catherine Zeta Jones - Michael douglas i hate you.
Rachel Wiesz (is that how her name is ssspelt?)
rene Russo smokinnnnnnnnnnnnn
Catherine Bell - make a corpse stand up n salute
Toni Perrin - she gets cuter as she gets older
Kerryn Johnston - Win Tv newsreader. So hot she doesnt even know it
Channel nines weather girl (dont know her name but she is gorgeous).
The last 2 are near enough to the only blondes youll find in my list.
ahh lol Erica Rose (ok ok playmate of the year last year) she can come lick me all over whenever she feels it is necessary. lol
The woman who plays sam carter in Stargate SG1.. wow another blonde! Shes so cute.
Jenny Hawkins... Miss Universe is the girl next door (wish i lived next door to her!) n not only is she a feast for male eyes she seems a genuinely lovely person.
the thing to note i guess is that withthe exception of erica rose none are under 30 near as i know. N blondes arent high on my list. No redheads is rene russo a redhead?... mainly i think cuz i cant think of any right now damnit. love redheads. scarily the only ones i can think of are cartoons!
there
thats my blokeyness for the week done. god damn erica rose is pretty i think what i like about her is she isnt your typical 'slutty' type you get in magazines masqquarading as attractive - most thin chicks with boob jobs, blonde hair n make up can be fiddled into being presentable n sold (figuratively) to the average slob as 'hot' imogen bailey fer example - my GOD her jaw line is bigger than the whole Broncos front row!! erica rose can DO slutty (what do you think i do on the internet??) but she can also do 'girl next door' rather convincingly.
I have to see a cardiologist on friday. Nothing major - just an exercise stress test n spirometry (whatever that is) to see why my lungs seem to pack it in under load. I should be getting aerobically fitter after 12 months at the gym n I dont seem to be. the actual passage of air through my bronchiols hurts at full load.
seems to me mebbe I shoulda given up smoking many years ago. though 4 qualifies as 'many' doesnt it?? hell... itll be 5 in june. N yes Im one of those reformed smokers you HATE to have around when youre smoking. I f u c kin HATE the smell of cigarette smoke now. It makes me physically ill. I mean in the sense i come close to tossing the ole cookies out the window. The gurl says daily 'id kill fer a smoke' but as she has social phobias which prevent her just up n going to buy any smokes she isnt about to take it up again - besides which she knows I'd have her bags packed n an advert in the paper 'roomm available, must be female, MUST be non smoker, MUST be reasonable to look at as some sexual molestation to be expected, squash player looked at extra favourably'.
I dont understand how after over 2 years without a smoke she can still be getting cravings. Mine died away totally after 6 months n were basically gone after 4 weeks. After 6 months all i felt was revulsion. I havent had the flu since i gave up. I dont cough up yellowy brown phlegm while showering. I dont need my asthma meds anywhere near as much (well...DERRRRRRRR yeah yeah i KNEW it was suicidally stupid).
Most of the time I can breathe much better. My breath, clothes, house n car dont STINK like an ash tray. I dont avoid paying bills, buying food, shit like that so i can get a pack of smokes. I am no longer a slave to some fat american businessman who should be put up against a wall n shot.
speaking of which
So they did a survey in USA did they?
Not happy with dubya eh? not happy with the war in Iraq eh? Petrol is a bit dearer eh?
YOU shower of shite VOTED for him YOU shower of shite allowed his illegal manipulation of your innane voting system. YOU shower didnt bombard your senators n congressmen when he decided to go into Iraq. So WHO THE FUCK IS TO BLAME??? Every single person who voted for the prat is who. Blame yourselves. the stupid ignorant butt stupid american voter. Yes the whole world is held hostage to the fortunes of a nation whos citizens cant even find new mexico on a map n think they need their PASSPORT to go there. Who cant work out an exchange rate of 2 local dollars fer every one american dollar (couldnt fuggin BELIEVE that). Look dickheads... just go to the local bureau de change n CHANGE YOUR AMERRICAN MONEY for the local stuff n you (read this carefully a couple of times so it sinks in) DONT HAVE TO SWEAT 'how much is that in US Dollars??'
Oh n while im bashing yanks
amongst the reasons the world hates you
you consume (and WASTE) per person more food in a day than most people on the planet see in a week.
You whine like whiney little whiney things when your petrol gets to the equivalent of 50c per litre when the rest of the civilised world is paying $1.30 - 2.50 depending where you are.
You love affair with SUVs just pisses EVERYONE off. They are huge asshole attracting dickheadmobiles which are wasteful of fuel and other precious resources that you whine about the shortage of! If you stopped buying the fucking things you could save LOTS of money on fuel every DAY. You can build THREE midsized saloons with the materials in one piece of crap dodge ram or ford F series.
in other words youre greedy whingers who think the rest of the world was put there to serve you. You countenance lying cheating and back stabbing as part of your political process and look horrified when other nations express a lack of interest in importing your perverted brand of democracy.
all hail the westminster system. At least OUR pollies have some degree of accountability. At least the people making decisions in Australia, UK, NZ are VOTED in by a majority of the citizens in general elections. Not appointed by some bribed, bought, gutter type who has backstabbed n influence peddled his way to the presidency. N IF someone like that gets in as prime minister then thank FUCK we have a governor general who can look at the situation calmy n say well' as the representative of the crown it is MY job to look after the interests of the PEOPLE (which is the role of the crown after all - to see to the welfare of the people) n dismiss a government acting illegally. Which is something the damned republicans dont seem to understand. Where is the oversight going to come from? We sure as shit dont want the american model here.
Beth dear if ya read this i still luvs ya mate its just some of yer countrymen shit me. remember youve been housetrained. lol
Friday, March 10, 2006
hey
So ive been injured n busy
Been to 3 swapmeets in the last 3 weeks. Got another this weekend in sunny Oberon.
Well theg url likes going so what can i say.
Besides i bought a brand new dunlop squash racket last weekend for $2. Bargain. wicked good racket too.
Finally got to have a hit with someone better than me in practice yesterday. Played my number one, young bloke. Good player.
welp hope everyone is ok
Been to 3 swapmeets in the last 3 weeks. Got another this weekend in sunny Oberon.
Well theg url likes going so what can i say.
Besides i bought a brand new dunlop squash racket last weekend for $2. Bargain. wicked good racket too.
Finally got to have a hit with someone better than me in practice yesterday. Played my number one, young bloke. Good player.
welp hope everyone is ok
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