gahhh errr SEX!!! Errr rant rant POLITIX!!!!!

Hi Guys



Let’s try it this way then eh. I’m typing in Word then I will save and paste: :/

I just got a new bike. It is a KHS mountain bike all the way from sunny California. It has dual suspension (rear single shock, front fork), cool black wheels with big arsed knobbly tyres, 24 speeds with trigger quick shifters. It rides smooth as silk. I’ve been bumming about on a shit-box out in the bush bouncing here n there then decided I wanted an actual decent bike to ride cross country.

I started riding around the local suburb every day. That was about 4 weeks ago. Seeing as I cannot afford to play squash down here I decided riding was a good alternative. I have actually been really enjoying it. Along with walking the dog most days for 3 to 6 kilometres I feel pretty good at the moment. We have some really nice single tracks around here. Nothing wildly dangerous like big jumps off rock outcrops etc – just nice rides through the trees. I watched a DVD today of some blokes thrashing through the bush at a pukka mountain bike park with huge jumps (bloody awesome) and some high high high speed riding through the trees. It is like rallying with pedals heh. I used to do the exact same shit when I was a kid with my next door neighbour up round Lake Parramatta which has some unreal tracks up in the bush. We thought we invented the sport pretty much back then until I found out the yanks had been doing it for a couple of years b4. I know I know kids go screaming round the bush on bikes, but we had sorta semi set tracks which we rotated through. It is pretty much memories of that time which led me to start riding in the bush again.

Going in to get my teeth fixed sometime in the near-ish future. I had an appointment at the public dental unit here at Hawkesbury yesterday. The doc reckons I have 3 to extract plus may be my wisdom teeth will have to come out. Mean time I have codeine forte to cruise me through. Heh. Floating at the moment, me. Damn my tooth hurts. About the only thing wrong at the moment is my tooth. Back doesn’t hurt. Knee doesn’t hurt. Slight shoulder twinge which the doc thinks is a rotator cuff but I think is referred pain from my sore tooth (from constant gritting my teeth on that side I can feel the tension all the way down my right shoulder and arm) as it doesn’t hurt when my tooth isn’t hurting.

There is someone coming to fix our TV reception tomorrow finally. The aerial sucks. Every house we have lived in has had a shit aerial. Must be our kirllian aura upsetting the waves. One day in the future (dream dream) the agents will actually get our oven fixed. It has not worked since before we moved in. As with the aerial. Takes 5 months to get an aerial repaired. Hell, even when *I* was a property officer I wasn’t that slack. And I HATED my job. But I got repairs done.

We have a new cockatiel. His name is Trouble, he is a cheeky little boy, just a baby, and is learning to talk and generally have a good time. We also have a new budgie called Biggles (my last one was Bertie… if you’re a Biggles collector you’ll get the connexion). He is a cute little green bird. A real proper budgie, not a big mutant show budgie freak. A petite little green budgie. He has already learnt to say ‘pretty boy’ as has the cockatiel heh. No… who told you I love birds? Pfft… liars.

The gurl had to go in to see the gubmint for a quick review. All of which made her rather stressed, as you’d expect. I didn’t mind as the lass who interviewed her was a bit of a hottie with lovely boobs. Nice person too. See I didn’t just take notice of her tits.

I was gonna have a right proper rant this time but frankly since I have 60mg of codeine drifting round my bloodstream I am having trouble working up a good solid give-a-damn.

Wow Thats a first

Click.....
waiting waiting waiting

WOW

It actually went STRAIGHT to my blogger desktop thingo!!!!!
I had to wait until I got over my faint.

The NEXT test is whether when I hit publish I lose everything Ive typed. 4 days ago I did just that... 4000 words gone just gone. Thanks fer writing. So consider this a test guys.