Monday, January 09, 2006

hello nobody

another coincidence

just read another book
had a character named 'caro' in it. I knowit is a diminutive of 'caroline' but I dont ever remember reading it b4. Logged on n in amongst all the spam mail was a new one from you guessed it - caro.

This isnt the only weirdy time Ive gotten email like that.
My exgf n I talk on msn. She likes getting called lulu. 2 days after I started talking to her again I get spammail from 'lulu'.

I think theyre watching me.

Right
hope everyone had a good blahblah blahblah.. etc

it has been uncomfortably hot here over Xmas. Whihc partly explains why I havent made any contributions lately (too hot in the puterroom frankly).

Theyre talking about building bloody trams in Sydney.
god no
proof positive too many Melbournians are moving north! Damn things a re dangerous n take up way too much space AND need electricity which is gnerally generated by coal burning stations n hence ecologically unsound. N theyre ugly. N they get in the way.

Extend the damn monorail if ya want people moved from central to circular quay. Shit
Theres aTRAIN that runs there anyway. Yeah spend billions on MORE rail when you cant make the railways we HAVE work properly. Wonderful
N as fer the moron who said today on radio 'we USED to have trams in sydney so the roads are wide enough' is a blithering moron. Smeggin wonderful logic that. we USED to have sodding horses n buggies too. Anyone wanna bring them back? There were also only half a million people living there then. So what a wonderful idea lets close down HALF the (already totally inadequate) road system through inner Sydney n stick big noisy clumbsy things running on steel rails (great in the rain if you drive over them in a car) there instead.

More proof positive the road system is run by half bald morons who wear grey cardigans, live with their mum, drink lukewarm milky tea n catch the train to work every day cuz 'why drive when theres a perfectly good public transport system' plus they probably failed their licence test. When will someone who doesnt fit that description, or isnt a minister who doesnt get driven to work every day gona run things?

Then we wouldnt have on every road in the country negative camber decreasing radius bends which practically GUARANTEE youll fall off the road if youre a bit faster than you thought, its a bit wetter, or theres some diesel you didnt see in the dark or youre a dickhead behind the wheel. It is hard enough dodging the morons. When the ROADS are laid out like racetracks its homicide. Racetracks are SUPPOSED to represent a challenge to the driver. Public roads are NOT. Then they just straight out blame 'speed'. mumble something about pissed idiots n ppl stare blankly. Say the roads are poorly designed n watch the ostrich effect.

bugger them

1 comment:

Kassi said...

Well I (a) own a grey cardigan and (b) think trams are cool.

Does this mean our friendship is over ?