Welcome to the Church of The Almighty Bald One...
We begin with the ritual chant.. "homer homer homer"
Accolytes will undergo the ritual enbaldening leaving but 3 lonely hairs to nurtured and cared for.
Hell is defined as Sector 7G.
Here we do not say 'amen' we say 'mmmmmmmmm *topic for discussion*
Hallelujah has been replaced with 'wooooooohooooooooooo'
Te almighty one is credited with turning money into beer and providing nacho hats for the multitude!!
Other miracles include the wondrous flying pig, the ability to make the sexiest cartoon woman ever love him and the miracle of the 300 game of bowling!! wooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooo
The son of the almighty one is the devil incarnate! Beware.
The daughter of the almighty one is an annoying wasp droning about shit noone wishes to hear her words are poison to the truth!!
Beer and porkchops to all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmmmmmmmm porkchops
heh
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I think they need to up your medication dear. Oh maybe it's mine that needs upping?
I'm not a huge fan of organised religion ... so I s'pose it's as good a subject for worship as any of the others :)
up my medemication?
DOH
heh
*injects more Duff* mmmm beer
happy Lisa?
heh
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