nah nah nah hows the rest of the song goooooooo (hey hey hi)
We went to a swapmeet on saturday. Shit n sticks it was cold on Saturday night. I gotta fill up my gas bottle n get a little heater attachment. I used to have one but it mysteriously vanished along with lots of my other stuff. I acquired a thermo-rest blow up matress (NOO rocky not a blow up doll I leave those to you - blonde with big tits if i remember correctly) which sorta kept the cold away from my underneath regions. But 2 jumpers, a quilt under me, a blanket AND a dooner over the top n I was still freezing my large buttoff. anyway we had an ok day on sunday (yesterday derr). Got rid of some more stuff we no longer need. Even sold a squash racket (dont die of shock now). Hell I even sold some books. Rocky just fainted you all know.
I take the girl down to Melbourne on wednesday to visit her parents for 2 weeks. She would normally fly down but there is apparently some stuff there which needs to come back here which the airlines wont take (bastards). So we drive down. I drive down in other words. Ima try to go watch some premier league squash (ahh bugger THATS what I was gonna look up online!!) while Im down there at the centre they used for the commonwealth games. Maybe
Anyway I hope everyone is well.
Monday, May 22, 2006
Thursday, May 11, 2006
another day another something or other
had another session with the lad today.
He is improving steadily. Partly poslishing of technique n partly he is feeling a bit more into it now he is training with someone who doesnt tell him he is shit every 5 seconds. Doesnt help. he is lucky too in that hhis young lady is NOT a 'hunnido' ie 'hunni do this hunni do that hunni you never spend any time with me youre always off playing *insert spport here*' note tiger woods' game dropped off after he met that bird he is doing. His dad called her a hunnido straight out. The lad has found a keeper basically - she knows when he is on the squash court he isnt out getting shit faced with his smelly mates etc.
I go to the docs again tomorrow to get more codeine forte prescriptions (oh n asthma meds too) as my leg is still painful when the drugs wear off. Ive decided (lisa youll like this) to not play the two winter comps available but rather give the ole driveshaft a rest n just do some serious gym work strenghtening. Started my diet yesterday too. Again. Tired of being fat.Fat n slow. I wanna know , if Im slow its cuz Im slow not cuz I'm a fat git. Mostly though it is just TOO frustrating playing people I think fairly seriously I could beat if I wasnt carrying the equivalent of Catherine Zeta Jones on my back (if it was HER on my back the only thing Id be complaining about is why she isnt on my front with her legs wrapped..... never mind Ima save that mental pic fer later). That means everyone in this town btw. Shit I can run em hard as it is. grrrrr
Found out theres a bloke in my old home town with my name (which is a bit unusual after all) who is a traffic expert. Which I think is rather funny given I flog on about road safety sometimes here. Hell he was even involved in some stuff 2 doors up form where an exgf lived. I mean really my old stomping ground. Mebbe it is identity theft... nah.. though I did get in trouble about 15 years ago in a small town in northern NSW as there was a bloke by the same name who drove the exact same type little orange renault as I did. The number plate was only 1 digit different. The only way to tell em apart was his had roof racks. Guy was apparently a right prick too. We had heaps of trouble with the cops until i went into the copshop n told them in no uncertain terms i WASNT the guy they thought i was. Get it through yer skulls. Amazingly we didnt have any more trouble after that as they actually checked it out n issued a note pointing out that MY rego number was NOT the arsehole blokes' car but the innocent law abiding dudes'. Cops are ok if ya give em a chance mostly. Here anyway. Unless yer a habitual crim - then youve forfeited ya right to a fair go i reckon. Cop it sweet - yer a jerkoff anyway.
He is improving steadily. Partly poslishing of technique n partly he is feeling a bit more into it now he is training with someone who doesnt tell him he is shit every 5 seconds. Doesnt help. he is lucky too in that hhis young lady is NOT a 'hunnido' ie 'hunni do this hunni do that hunni you never spend any time with me youre always off playing *insert spport here*' note tiger woods' game dropped off after he met that bird he is doing. His dad called her a hunnido straight out. The lad has found a keeper basically - she knows when he is on the squash court he isnt out getting shit faced with his smelly mates etc.
I go to the docs again tomorrow to get more codeine forte prescriptions (oh n asthma meds too) as my leg is still painful when the drugs wear off. Ive decided (lisa youll like this) to not play the two winter comps available but rather give the ole driveshaft a rest n just do some serious gym work strenghtening. Started my diet yesterday too. Again. Tired of being fat.Fat n slow. I wanna know , if Im slow its cuz Im slow not cuz I'm a fat git. Mostly though it is just TOO frustrating playing people I think fairly seriously I could beat if I wasnt carrying the equivalent of Catherine Zeta Jones on my back (if it was HER on my back the only thing Id be complaining about is why she isnt on my front with her legs wrapped..... never mind Ima save that mental pic fer later). That means everyone in this town btw. Shit I can run em hard as it is. grrrrr
Found out theres a bloke in my old home town with my name (which is a bit unusual after all) who is a traffic expert. Which I think is rather funny given I flog on about road safety sometimes here. Hell he was even involved in some stuff 2 doors up form where an exgf lived. I mean really my old stomping ground. Mebbe it is identity theft... nah.. though I did get in trouble about 15 years ago in a small town in northern NSW as there was a bloke by the same name who drove the exact same type little orange renault as I did. The number plate was only 1 digit different. The only way to tell em apart was his had roof racks. Guy was apparently a right prick too. We had heaps of trouble with the cops until i went into the copshop n told them in no uncertain terms i WASNT the guy they thought i was. Get it through yer skulls. Amazingly we didnt have any more trouble after that as they actually checked it out n issued a note pointing out that MY rego number was NOT the arsehole blokes' car but the innocent law abiding dudes'. Cops are ok if ya give em a chance mostly. Here anyway. Unless yer a habitual crim - then youve forfeited ya right to a fair go i reckon. Cop it sweet - yer a jerkoff anyway.
hmm dunno what to write about here lol
cant sleep
cant think of anything to write about
going nuts from not playing squash pacing like a caged tiger
like a tiger like a tiger
grrrr
*makes paws batting screen motion with hand*
damnit
Oh god *vomit*I was near forced t owatch 10 minutes of Dont Bother tonight
This is what passes for entertainment on TV these days. The same semi-hysterical late teen/early twenties twittering braindead females you can see EVERY FUCKING DAY at the shops twittering on into their stupid mobile fones to their stupid twittering friends about shit noonegives a flying fuck about hissing cattily about who what where so n so did said thought caty catty bitch bitch meow.
Even the guys on the show had the good grace to just stand there looking bemused and in turn disgusted at the moronic display the girls turned on.
Idiots
My god anyone would think they were working on a cure for death.
News flash. It isnt that important. Simple.
I mean I love my squash n flog on about it 24/7 if i get the chance but shit is is just a game it isnt the cure for the worlds' ills.
I find it amazing that most likely one of those brain dead twits will walk away with a million bucks for being an annoying little fucking drama queen.
We want a new show
One where someone (me) wanders about with camera crew in tow n daily selects some fucking moron to be taken out the back of some quiet place, punched stupid while being told 'wake up to yourself shitwit' then left to fuggin WALK home with a sign which would read 'dont pick me up unless you enjoy spending time with a moron'.
Thank god for the Simpsons.
All Hail Homer
homer homer homer (The chant of the church of the fat bald one).
I originally got up from bed cuz i smelt smoke. After ascertaining (nice word that doesnt get used enough) that my blue heeler hadnt learnt how to start fires I put it down to the many wood fires going as winter is fast approaching n its getting cold.
poor bloke. He is in pain some from where he had the plate put in his back leg as a 4-5 month old pup. Mind you he doesnt mind the cold - used to sleep in the snow. But i think he might have a touch of arthritis maybe. Ima get some celery salt n start adding it to his food again as it seemed to work well last winter. The glucosamine tablets are helping too. Lucky for him he goes to visit nanny n poppy on sunday for 3 or 4 weeks. He loves my father. Its a bit warmer where they are so it should be good for his leg. The gurl is gonna make him a super doopa dog coat while he is away so he will be nice n snug. Might see if there are some tablets I can give him (pain killers for dogs).
Friday is a week since i was told no squash n I disobeyed on tuesday cuz I coach the no.6 in the state under 19 tuesdays n thursdays. I didnt do any running though kept my role fairly static this time. Normally we punch it around for an hour or so then get into the guts of it. I have a theory that if you practice it a bit tired you will know how to do it when you are tired in a match. The ole brain will say like 'oh yeah I can do this'. As neither of us has been particularly well lately its been easy to get tired lol.
Welp i think I might be able to sleep now.
cant think of anything to write about
going nuts from not playing squash pacing like a caged tiger
like a tiger like a tiger
grrrr
*makes paws batting screen motion with hand*
damnit
Oh god *vomit*I was near forced t owatch 10 minutes of Dont Bother tonight
This is what passes for entertainment on TV these days. The same semi-hysterical late teen/early twenties twittering braindead females you can see EVERY FUCKING DAY at the shops twittering on into their stupid mobile fones to their stupid twittering friends about shit noonegives a flying fuck about hissing cattily about who what where so n so did said thought caty catty bitch bitch meow.
Even the guys on the show had the good grace to just stand there looking bemused and in turn disgusted at the moronic display the girls turned on.
Idiots
My god anyone would think they were working on a cure for death.
News flash. It isnt that important. Simple.
I mean I love my squash n flog on about it 24/7 if i get the chance but shit is is just a game it isnt the cure for the worlds' ills.
I find it amazing that most likely one of those brain dead twits will walk away with a million bucks for being an annoying little fucking drama queen.
We want a new show
One where someone (me) wanders about with camera crew in tow n daily selects some fucking moron to be taken out the back of some quiet place, punched stupid while being told 'wake up to yourself shitwit' then left to fuggin WALK home with a sign which would read 'dont pick me up unless you enjoy spending time with a moron'.
Thank god for the Simpsons.
All Hail Homer
homer homer homer (The chant of the church of the fat bald one).
I originally got up from bed cuz i smelt smoke. After ascertaining (nice word that doesnt get used enough) that my blue heeler hadnt learnt how to start fires I put it down to the many wood fires going as winter is fast approaching n its getting cold.
poor bloke. He is in pain some from where he had the plate put in his back leg as a 4-5 month old pup. Mind you he doesnt mind the cold - used to sleep in the snow. But i think he might have a touch of arthritis maybe. Ima get some celery salt n start adding it to his food again as it seemed to work well last winter. The glucosamine tablets are helping too. Lucky for him he goes to visit nanny n poppy on sunday for 3 or 4 weeks. He loves my father. Its a bit warmer where they are so it should be good for his leg. The gurl is gonna make him a super doopa dog coat while he is away so he will be nice n snug. Might see if there are some tablets I can give him (pain killers for dogs).
Friday is a week since i was told no squash n I disobeyed on tuesday cuz I coach the no.6 in the state under 19 tuesdays n thursdays. I didnt do any running though kept my role fairly static this time. Normally we punch it around for an hour or so then get into the guts of it. I have a theory that if you practice it a bit tired you will know how to do it when you are tired in a match. The ole brain will say like 'oh yeah I can do this'. As neither of us has been particularly well lately its been easy to get tired lol.
Welp i think I might be able to sleep now.
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Miners
Hope they don't get those miners out JUUUUUUUUST yet
We could do with getting rid of another couple of pompous self-aggrandising so called journalists.
No seriously hoping today is the day! They must be getting a touch smelly down there eh. Probably hungry too. a little? yeah
I wanna know who was wheeling that poor little Sophie across the road n did she leave her seeing eye dog at home? Poor kid. TWICE now minding her own business (she is too young to be anything but cute) n gets cleaned up by a car. Neither time running out in front unexpectedly etc. Gotta think someone somewhere doesnt like her :/ I cant believe you could MISS seeing a tonne n a half of motor car bearing down on you. Though it happens every day - watch idiots cross the road head down bum up 'if i cant see it it doesnt exist'. Youd THINK ANYONE wheeling that poor little girl around would be like the definition of paranoid crossing roads n walking on footpaths n ANYWHERE not 4 or 5 rooms back from the front of the house. Basically ANYWHERE it was even possible for the girl to get hit by a car again (for those who dont know she was i htink asleep at her pre-school/kindergarten when an old guy had a heart attack at the wheel n came straight through the front of the kindy. She got burned and generally fucked up, i think lost her legs too. Poor little thing she was always cheerful n bouncy. Ok Im getting all choked up here believe it or not. Felt sory fer the bloke who had a heartattack too. Seemed to be a bit of an attempt to demonise him cuz his ticker gave out. hell wasnt like he was drunk/stoned/stupid/speeding etc he had a fucking coronary - Im sure he didnt wake up n think 'today i get me some preschoolers'). Ok the driver the 2nd time round probably needs to be charged - but the person doing the pram pushing should be charged with bloody negligence too. I remember at Stay Upright (motorcycle training) we were ALWAYS told 'doesnt matter who is in the right or the wrong when it is YOU laying on the road bleeding not the guy in the car/bus/truck - you are responsible for your OWN safety' Same applies here.
whats with brain dead poeple letting their kids run screaming across the road to school ? You too fucking lazy to walk them over yourself?? I mean its another 30 metres MAYBE. And what the fuck is wrong with letting them walk down YOUR side of the road to the perfectly good crossing lights OUTSIDE the damn school? Same distance. But with lights. Crossing. Good. Yep. Nearly cleaned up a little boy last week who simply did not look. Did not stop. his mum wasnt even WATCHING him cross the road she was too busy lighting a cigarette n screaming abuse at some other kid who appeared to not be misbehaving. The hide of him. THEN the little prat turned around n RAN BACK OUT n near got smashed by the car coming the other way (I had already stopped n was waiting cuz i had a sneaking suspicion he would do exactly what he ended up doing). So TWICE out from between parked cars. Twice near skittled. Both times WWE (the drivers) would have been hauled off to court to explain ourselves. When clearly the damn mother needed to get her head out of her arse, stop getting pissed before 9am n take some notice of the rest of the world. Grrrrrrr
No it would have been MY fault cuz I'm in a tonne of motorcar n couldnt A) SEE the 3 feet tall urchin below the bonnet line when he ran out 4 feet in front of me n B) couldnt STOP under those circumstances. Well it is just bloody lucky for that kid I saw his brother/friend whatever on the other side turn round n call him over so I hit the brakes on spec. just in case in other words. The litle prick had the nerve to glare at me like it was my fault he near got squished. Arseholes.
Noone teaches anyone to have even any BASIC responisbility for their own actions anymore. Like crossing the road. That is your parents responsibility not mine. Fuck ya I dont know ya. YOU are the one gonna be laying on the road shitwit not me. I might lose my licence for a while (but given I have apretty fair driving record probably not cuz i DO after all care for a disabled person)- youll still be pretty fucked up. Not like I was drunk, stoned or speeding either. My car has near new brakes, disc and pads on the front n pads on the rear, new front dampers AND struts, new michelin tyres all round, all the lights n controls work as per manufacturers specs, AND most important of all I dont drive around with my head up my arse. I constantly amazed HSVgirl with the shit i spot on the sides of the road n up driveways etc. I see (and swerve for) little frogs on the road in the pouring rain at night fer Athene' sake. Hell HSV didnt believe they existed until one cold wet night i STOPPED n SHOWED her the little froggy trying desperately to get to the other side fo the road where the water was cleaner n deeper n just well better.
Situational awareness it is called. Some people (like me) just have it. Most need to bloody practice it. Why? Cuz youre in charge of a heap of bloody steel is why. a ballistic object. Pedestrians need to develop it too cuz you ARENT a heap of steel. A heap of steel CAN however turn you into a ballistic object. A very bloody n floppy ballistic object.
Get with the programme. Get your eyes open n stop doing shit in your car or crossing the road , that isnt either watching or controlling.
bah
natural selection will still weed out the idiots. N good on it I say just dont use ME n my peugeot as an instrument of that selection.
We could do with getting rid of another couple of pompous self-aggrandising so called journalists.
No seriously hoping today is the day! They must be getting a touch smelly down there eh. Probably hungry too. a little? yeah
I wanna know who was wheeling that poor little Sophie across the road n did she leave her seeing eye dog at home? Poor kid. TWICE now minding her own business (she is too young to be anything but cute) n gets cleaned up by a car. Neither time running out in front unexpectedly etc. Gotta think someone somewhere doesnt like her :/ I cant believe you could MISS seeing a tonne n a half of motor car bearing down on you. Though it happens every day - watch idiots cross the road head down bum up 'if i cant see it it doesnt exist'. Youd THINK ANYONE wheeling that poor little girl around would be like the definition of paranoid crossing roads n walking on footpaths n ANYWHERE not 4 or 5 rooms back from the front of the house. Basically ANYWHERE it was even possible for the girl to get hit by a car again (for those who dont know she was i htink asleep at her pre-school/kindergarten when an old guy had a heart attack at the wheel n came straight through the front of the kindy. She got burned and generally fucked up, i think lost her legs too. Poor little thing she was always cheerful n bouncy. Ok Im getting all choked up here believe it or not. Felt sory fer the bloke who had a heartattack too. Seemed to be a bit of an attempt to demonise him cuz his ticker gave out. hell wasnt like he was drunk/stoned/stupid/speeding etc he had a fucking coronary - Im sure he didnt wake up n think 'today i get me some preschoolers'). Ok the driver the 2nd time round probably needs to be charged - but the person doing the pram pushing should be charged with bloody negligence too. I remember at Stay Upright (motorcycle training) we were ALWAYS told 'doesnt matter who is in the right or the wrong when it is YOU laying on the road bleeding not the guy in the car/bus/truck - you are responsible for your OWN safety' Same applies here.
whats with brain dead poeple letting their kids run screaming across the road to school ? You too fucking lazy to walk them over yourself?? I mean its another 30 metres MAYBE. And what the fuck is wrong with letting them walk down YOUR side of the road to the perfectly good crossing lights OUTSIDE the damn school? Same distance. But with lights. Crossing. Good. Yep. Nearly cleaned up a little boy last week who simply did not look. Did not stop. his mum wasnt even WATCHING him cross the road she was too busy lighting a cigarette n screaming abuse at some other kid who appeared to not be misbehaving. The hide of him. THEN the little prat turned around n RAN BACK OUT n near got smashed by the car coming the other way (I had already stopped n was waiting cuz i had a sneaking suspicion he would do exactly what he ended up doing). So TWICE out from between parked cars. Twice near skittled. Both times WWE (the drivers) would have been hauled off to court to explain ourselves. When clearly the damn mother needed to get her head out of her arse, stop getting pissed before 9am n take some notice of the rest of the world. Grrrrrrr
No it would have been MY fault cuz I'm in a tonne of motorcar n couldnt A) SEE the 3 feet tall urchin below the bonnet line when he ran out 4 feet in front of me n B) couldnt STOP under those circumstances. Well it is just bloody lucky for that kid I saw his brother/friend whatever on the other side turn round n call him over so I hit the brakes on spec. just in case in other words. The litle prick had the nerve to glare at me like it was my fault he near got squished. Arseholes.
Noone teaches anyone to have even any BASIC responisbility for their own actions anymore. Like crossing the road. That is your parents responsibility not mine. Fuck ya I dont know ya. YOU are the one gonna be laying on the road shitwit not me. I might lose my licence for a while (but given I have apretty fair driving record probably not cuz i DO after all care for a disabled person)- youll still be pretty fucked up. Not like I was drunk, stoned or speeding either. My car has near new brakes, disc and pads on the front n pads on the rear, new front dampers AND struts, new michelin tyres all round, all the lights n controls work as per manufacturers specs, AND most important of all I dont drive around with my head up my arse. I constantly amazed HSVgirl with the shit i spot on the sides of the road n up driveways etc. I see (and swerve for) little frogs on the road in the pouring rain at night fer Athene' sake. Hell HSV didnt believe they existed until one cold wet night i STOPPED n SHOWED her the little froggy trying desperately to get to the other side fo the road where the water was cleaner n deeper n just well better.
Situational awareness it is called. Some people (like me) just have it. Most need to bloody practice it. Why? Cuz youre in charge of a heap of bloody steel is why. a ballistic object. Pedestrians need to develop it too cuz you ARENT a heap of steel. A heap of steel CAN however turn you into a ballistic object. A very bloody n floppy ballistic object.
Get with the programme. Get your eyes open n stop doing shit in your car or crossing the road , that isnt either watching or controlling.
bah
natural selection will still weed out the idiots. N good on it I say just dont use ME n my peugeot as an instrument of that selection.
Monday, May 08, 2006
Live n let live eh
'It has taken almost 2,000 years, but those who worship the 12 gods of ancient Greece have finally triumphed. An Athens court has ordered that the adulation of Zeus, Hera, Hermes, Athena and co is to be unbanned, paving the way for a comeback of pagans on Mount Olympus.'
Father Eustathios Kollas, who presides over the community of Greek priests, said: "They are a handful of miserable resuscitators of a degenerate dead religion who wish to return to the monstrous dark delusions of the past."
I hope Zeus kicks that pricks' arse with a thunderbolt!
I'd say Father Eustathios needs to get a life. Stop wearing a dress, smelling incense, shave ya beard n stop insulting people. When your own religion is near enough to 2000 years old its a little hypocritical refering to a 3000yo one as a '...monstrous dark delusion of the past' I say well what the fuck is YOURS then?
I note that in Greece you can be christian, muslim or jew.
So it is ok to worship a 2000 year old god
A 1400 year old god
A 4000 year old (plus... who really knows) god.
So does the Ole Eustathios think the jews are prey to these monstrous dark delusions from the past?
Does Eustathios enjoy shitting all over the ancient religion of his forefathers? Obviously so. I say good on the Greek high Court! All the christians have done for Greece was build a whole bunch of shitty little churches across the landscape, make Greek women wear black 24/7 and generally cause their lives to be bloody miserable. Seems all christians are good for is making people bloody miserable.
All the muslims have done is damn near DESTROY the Acropolis. Thanks. Thanks for using the Parthenon for target practice. Thanks for storing explosives there. Bastards.
Tonight I burn meat from the bull to Posidaio and offer vegetables to Athene that they grant me happiness and the wisdom not to piss off too many of my fellow humans just because Im a narrow minded brain damaged jerkoff who thinks my way is the ONLY way. Oh yeah... thats right im not a fundimentalist christian or muslim my bad.
The only wine I keep is for libations to the gods.
People DO look at you funny when you say you worship the old gods. I kinda enjoy the uncertain look they get.
I also thoroughly enjoyed Ole Eustathios' claim that worship of the gods was a 'poisonous new age practice' . NEW AGE??? You twat. OLD age maybe. These are gods who were gods 1500 years before your god was conceived by the liar Paul as a way of perverting judaism. Hell even Julius Caesar was worshipped ad dium before yours Etatos (thatd be about how his name would come out in linear B). Poisonous hah !!!What exactly poisoned the Roman empire? Ahh yes... weakened from within by the insidious spread of a poisonous sect dedicated to fucking about with the NEXT life rather than getting on with the one at hand. And yes I know it wasnt the only cause. But it sure didnt help.
As for the claims of satanism well this is typical. Demonise it then you can burn the adherents. Or drown them. Or whatever else the demonically possessed superstitious dickheads can think of in the name of the church and 'god'. Interestingly religious persecution was invented by the christians. Didnt happen before they showed up. Only THEY were harrassed for political reasons - not religious. THEY got started on the religious persecutions. bastards.
Let people worship who they want to worship. We can then all sit back smuggly thinking we are the only ones going to heaven or paradise or the elesian fields.
Ahem...
got that off my chest eh.
Missing squash tonight.. nervous nervous twitchingggggg with the jumping n the moving n the not SITTING still. (thats my Prfessor Frink impression btw)
Hope my mate does betterr filling in for me than he did last time.
well the logies wankfest is over for another year. Now we can recover from watching overpaid over pampered show business people fawning over each other n telling each other how talented they are n how wonderful they are etc etc. *gag* Talk about self absorbed self obsessed self pleasuring ...
My dog is totally on the ball lol Today I went out twice i nthe space of about 3 minutes. The first time I had a teeshirt on. the second time I had a sloppy joe on over the top. When he spotted me he was all 'ima DO you jimmy who tha f you think you are in MY yard' then got to about to bite my ankle stage n you could see him think 'shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit its the boss' n he pulled up real sharp. Now the looks this dog can give youd be forgiven for thinking I beat him within an inch of hislife on a regular basis. Not. He gets the odd tap on the nose when he is REALLY naughty but thats about all. He had that total 'dont hit me massa' look today lol. I gave him a rub behind the ears.
The gurl often says 'if it came down to me or the dog the dog would win eh' to which I say 'of course - I have known my dog since he was 6 weeks old - he is the only person I trust unreservedly who isnt direct family' He never runs away. He never gets shitty with me. He wouldnt dream of leaving me for someone else. When the exwife left he didnt even NOTICE she was gone. top dog that
love me love my dog
simple.
Father Eustathios Kollas, who presides over the community of Greek priests, said: "They are a handful of miserable resuscitators of a degenerate dead religion who wish to return to the monstrous dark delusions of the past."
I hope Zeus kicks that pricks' arse with a thunderbolt!
I'd say Father Eustathios needs to get a life. Stop wearing a dress, smelling incense, shave ya beard n stop insulting people. When your own religion is near enough to 2000 years old its a little hypocritical refering to a 3000yo one as a '...monstrous dark delusion of the past' I say well what the fuck is YOURS then?
I note that in Greece you can be christian, muslim or jew.
So it is ok to worship a 2000 year old god
A 1400 year old god
A 4000 year old (plus... who really knows) god.
So does the Ole Eustathios think the jews are prey to these monstrous dark delusions from the past?
Does Eustathios enjoy shitting all over the ancient religion of his forefathers? Obviously so. I say good on the Greek high Court! All the christians have done for Greece was build a whole bunch of shitty little churches across the landscape, make Greek women wear black 24/7 and generally cause their lives to be bloody miserable. Seems all christians are good for is making people bloody miserable.
All the muslims have done is damn near DESTROY the Acropolis. Thanks. Thanks for using the Parthenon for target practice. Thanks for storing explosives there. Bastards.
Tonight I burn meat from the bull to Posidaio and offer vegetables to Athene that they grant me happiness and the wisdom not to piss off too many of my fellow humans just because Im a narrow minded brain damaged jerkoff who thinks my way is the ONLY way. Oh yeah... thats right im not a fundimentalist christian or muslim my bad.
The only wine I keep is for libations to the gods.
People DO look at you funny when you say you worship the old gods. I kinda enjoy the uncertain look they get.
I also thoroughly enjoyed Ole Eustathios' claim that worship of the gods was a 'poisonous new age practice' . NEW AGE??? You twat. OLD age maybe. These are gods who were gods 1500 years before your god was conceived by the liar Paul as a way of perverting judaism. Hell even Julius Caesar was worshipped ad dium before yours Etatos (thatd be about how his name would come out in linear B). Poisonous hah !!!What exactly poisoned the Roman empire? Ahh yes... weakened from within by the insidious spread of a poisonous sect dedicated to fucking about with the NEXT life rather than getting on with the one at hand. And yes I know it wasnt the only cause. But it sure didnt help.
As for the claims of satanism well this is typical. Demonise it then you can burn the adherents. Or drown them. Or whatever else the demonically possessed superstitious dickheads can think of in the name of the church and 'god'. Interestingly religious persecution was invented by the christians. Didnt happen before they showed up. Only THEY were harrassed for political reasons - not religious. THEY got started on the religious persecutions. bastards.
Let people worship who they want to worship. We can then all sit back smuggly thinking we are the only ones going to heaven or paradise or the elesian fields.
Ahem...
got that off my chest eh.
Missing squash tonight.. nervous nervous twitchingggggg with the jumping n the moving n the not SITTING still. (thats my Prfessor Frink impression btw)
Hope my mate does betterr filling in for me than he did last time.
well the logies wankfest is over for another year. Now we can recover from watching overpaid over pampered show business people fawning over each other n telling each other how talented they are n how wonderful they are etc etc. *gag* Talk about self absorbed self obsessed self pleasuring ...
My dog is totally on the ball lol Today I went out twice i nthe space of about 3 minutes. The first time I had a teeshirt on. the second time I had a sloppy joe on over the top. When he spotted me he was all 'ima DO you jimmy who tha f you think you are in MY yard' then got to about to bite my ankle stage n you could see him think 'shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit its the boss' n he pulled up real sharp. Now the looks this dog can give youd be forgiven for thinking I beat him within an inch of hislife on a regular basis. Not. He gets the odd tap on the nose when he is REALLY naughty but thats about all. He had that total 'dont hit me massa' look today lol. I gave him a rub behind the ears.
The gurl often says 'if it came down to me or the dog the dog would win eh' to which I say 'of course - I have known my dog since he was 6 weeks old - he is the only person I trust unreservedly who isnt direct family' He never runs away. He never gets shitty with me. He wouldnt dream of leaving me for someone else. When the exwife left he didnt even NOTICE she was gone. top dog that
love me love my dog
simple.
Saturday, May 06, 2006
so Blofels do you expect me to talk? No Mr Bond expect you to DIE
Or what the Australian Rugby League team said to the New Zealand team while running on last night.
What was that? yes 50 -12 that WAS the score. That shoullld shut the friggin kiwis up claiming theyre the best in the world for a bit. I mean yes yes yes your lot beat us once in a while *yawn* but it think the respective standings are like 200 - 5 to us for n agin so where you get off thinking youre the best is something of a mystery.
Like those knobhead south africans claiming to be the world champions at test cricket when (read it slowly) since theyve been readmitted to test cricket they HAVE NEVER BEATEN us in a test series. NEVER. Suck on it. I think our lot shut you the HELL up IN SA recently didnt we? yeah. 3 nil wasnt it? yeah. A win here n there dont make you number one. Just like beating ME at squash when I'm doped to the eyeballs on codeine, have 3 teeth screaming for mercy, a broken rib, kidney stones and torn calf muscles is no reason to act like yer shit dont stink every time I say gday to ya (you know who you are though youll likely never read this lol). Hell... I reckon I could near beat Geoff Hunt meself if he had that list of afflictions!
My regular reader (love joo to def Lisa bebe) will note Ive changed the name slightly.
I came to the conclusion that telling people I didnt give a crap what they thought may not be encouraging them to leave comments. Ok ok Im a little slow sometimes.
Watching adverts for that stupid show 'Lost' I am STILL waiting for them to start looking like they have been stuck on an Island for the better part of 6 months now. The fat guy is STILL fat. Go figure. Mebbe diets DONT work. Noone seems to be coming down with any illnesses from vitamin deficiencies, noone seems to have the infected cuts n scratches etc youd expect. Heck they look like fit well fed people in tatty clothing. Oh right...
Dont Bother 6 has started again. Louder, stupider and more often than even before (I know I know hard to believe eh). So theres chennel 10 gone for a while. Thank GOOOD they dont put that horrid Australian Idol on at the same time - I dont think I could stand two dogs or tugs off or whatever the HELL his name is AND the two twittering morons form Idol as well (I am of course talking in advert form only as I refuse to WATCH them) thank god for the Simpsons and Futurama. Theyre the only decent things on 10 at the moment.
We washed the dog yesterday. DAMN she gets dirty considering shes an inside mutt! Half the dog disappeared down the plughole (no there was no evil cat flushing the dog away as per 'Meet The Fockers' it was all dirt).
dogs are funny as hell when it comes to bath time eh? They HATE HATE HATE water n soap with a passion. Once it is over n done with however they tear arse about flat out having the time of their lives they feel that good. Youd think theyd associate 'bath' with WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Im clean Im mean Im a fast doggy machine!!!!!!!!!!!!. My blue heeler just sits there with this 'I thought you were my best friend n you do THIS to me!!' look on his face. He seems to know that struggling only prolongs the agony.
Yeah I have to not play squash for a week or two the doctor said yesterday :/ Already going nuts. Rang round telling people who needed telling so replacements could be arranged. Getting twitchy. Luckily she gave me gooooooooood drugs for the pain *sigh*. *relax* mmmmm yeah floating flooooooating damn baby yeah.codeine nnnnnnnnnice couldnt give me pethadine *grumble* I said oh you can just jab me in the butt with a needle I know you cant prescribe it. She agreed peth was wonderful stuff - last time she had it she enjoyed wandering through her garden looking at the flowers ROFL . My doc is cool.
Ok I need sugar so Im outa here.
KASSI WHERE ARE YOUOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU being 'away' on MSN is NOT exactly 'being' online damnit. People are worried. Questions may be asked in parliament.
What was that? yes 50 -12 that WAS the score. That shoullld shut the friggin kiwis up claiming theyre the best in the world for a bit. I mean yes yes yes your lot beat us once in a while *yawn* but it think the respective standings are like 200 - 5 to us for n agin so where you get off thinking youre the best is something of a mystery.
Like those knobhead south africans claiming to be the world champions at test cricket when (read it slowly) since theyve been readmitted to test cricket they HAVE NEVER BEATEN us in a test series. NEVER. Suck on it. I think our lot shut you the HELL up IN SA recently didnt we? yeah. 3 nil wasnt it? yeah. A win here n there dont make you number one. Just like beating ME at squash when I'm doped to the eyeballs on codeine, have 3 teeth screaming for mercy, a broken rib, kidney stones and torn calf muscles is no reason to act like yer shit dont stink every time I say gday to ya (you know who you are though youll likely never read this lol). Hell... I reckon I could near beat Geoff Hunt meself if he had that list of afflictions!
My regular reader (love joo to def Lisa bebe) will note Ive changed the name slightly.
I came to the conclusion that telling people I didnt give a crap what they thought may not be encouraging them to leave comments. Ok ok Im a little slow sometimes.
Watching adverts for that stupid show 'Lost' I am STILL waiting for them to start looking like they have been stuck on an Island for the better part of 6 months now. The fat guy is STILL fat. Go figure. Mebbe diets DONT work. Noone seems to be coming down with any illnesses from vitamin deficiencies, noone seems to have the infected cuts n scratches etc youd expect. Heck they look like fit well fed people in tatty clothing. Oh right...
Dont Bother 6 has started again. Louder, stupider and more often than even before (I know I know hard to believe eh). So theres chennel 10 gone for a while. Thank GOOOD they dont put that horrid Australian Idol on at the same time - I dont think I could stand two dogs or tugs off or whatever the HELL his name is AND the two twittering morons form Idol as well (I am of course talking in advert form only as I refuse to WATCH them) thank god for the Simpsons and Futurama. Theyre the only decent things on 10 at the moment.
We washed the dog yesterday. DAMN she gets dirty considering shes an inside mutt! Half the dog disappeared down the plughole (no there was no evil cat flushing the dog away as per 'Meet The Fockers' it was all dirt).
dogs are funny as hell when it comes to bath time eh? They HATE HATE HATE water n soap with a passion. Once it is over n done with however they tear arse about flat out having the time of their lives they feel that good. Youd think theyd associate 'bath' with WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Im clean Im mean Im a fast doggy machine!!!!!!!!!!!!. My blue heeler just sits there with this 'I thought you were my best friend n you do THIS to me!!' look on his face. He seems to know that struggling only prolongs the agony.
Yeah I have to not play squash for a week or two the doctor said yesterday :/ Already going nuts. Rang round telling people who needed telling so replacements could be arranged. Getting twitchy. Luckily she gave me gooooooooood drugs for the pain *sigh*. *relax* mmmmm yeah floating flooooooating damn baby yeah.codeine nnnnnnnnnice couldnt give me pethadine *grumble* I said oh you can just jab me in the butt with a needle I know you cant prescribe it. She agreed peth was wonderful stuff - last time she had it she enjoyed wandering through her garden looking at the flowers ROFL . My doc is cool.
Ok I need sugar so Im outa here.
KASSI WHERE ARE YOUOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU being 'away' on MSN is NOT exactly 'being' online damnit. People are worried. Questions may be asked in parliament.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
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